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October 31 2011

Your last halloween costume is now your new identity/career

nosrslystopit:

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eltenebren:

I am the Greek god Pan.  I will teach you how to masturbate and play the pan flute.  Swell!

I am the demon Crowely.

I cause general mischief and live in a cottage with my dorky angel.

I’m Hoban Washburne. People just call me Wash, though. I’m married to my lovely wife Zoe. I pilot a ship named Serenity under the “authority” of Captain Malcolm Reynolds. 

I’m a pin up model. Lol I’d be fired. My shots wouldn’t sell.

So… I’m Dexter. I still have the syringe. It doesn’t have a needle, though.

(Source: fuckinglesbian)

  1. lorianne-palmer reblogged this from zell-dincht
  2. chastity-sanders reblogged this from kimikomuffin and added:
    SIXawwwww yeahhhhh~I’M...WANDERERSICK YEAHhah,
  3. onceuponasnowfall reblogged this from iwillgowithyouforever and added:
    Dude, I’m Indiana Jones. Awesome.
  4. skyhealer reblogged this from iwillgowithyouforever and added:
    i dressed up as a star trek lieutenant on the Enterprise. this should be fun
  5. lonerfoxx reblogged this from peace-is-pretty and added:
    Alice!! Fuck Yeah!! >xD
  6. peace-is-pretty reblogged this from draftyinhere and added:
    Sally from Nightmare Before Christmas
  7. morstanian reblogged this from fuckyeahrainbowbabies and added:
    Stabbity Nina as the White Swan. So, my profession is being perfect.
  8. klistafox reblogged this from iwillgowithyouforever and added:
    A zombie stripper… o.0
  9. fuckyeahrainbowbabies reblogged this from draftyinhere and added:
    Lucuis Malfoy bitchess :3
  10. iwillgowithyouforever reblogged this from draftyinhere and added:
    La Esmeralda from Disney’s Hunchback of Notre Dame; so, this means I dance for money and I seduce a Judge. WIN.
  11. draftyinhere reblogged this from theviewfromarandomer and added:
    Didn’t… Magenta from...Rocky Horror Picture Show. So basically
  12. red-says reblogged this from chickencourtesan and added:
    CANDY CORN VAMPIRE FUCK YES WINNING WINNING (shut up, I know this...late. I only just...
  13. deandwerprulestheworld reblogged this from i-am-the-impala and added:
    Oh God. I was zombie!Justin Bieber.
  14. serene-shadows reblogged this from eccentricandfantastic
  15. eccentricandfantastic reblogged this from i-am-the-impala and added:
    LOL I’m a Mexican Tambourine player…okay
  16. i-am-the-impala reblogged this from i-wear-a-squidhat-now and added:
    Poison Ivy - fucking succeed!
  17. i-wear-a-squidhat-now reblogged this from pestilenciamedicus and added:
    I AM NOW A PIMP.
  18. pestilenciamedicus reblogged this from cougardraven and added:
    Harley Quinn? I’m torn between saying “Yay!” and “GODDAMMIT”.
  19. cougardraven reblogged this from askgiro and added:
    Sweet. I’m a Green Lantern. But homeless.
  20. violentdarling reblogged this from askgiro and added:
    A Hufflepuff student. I’m magical now!
  21. porcuspina-arbori reblogged this from slytherinhouse-princess and added:
    I’m the invisible man. So many potential careers…
  22. slytherinhouse-princess reblogged this from lord-of-cannons and added:
    I’m a hobbit. Your argument is now invalid.
  23. lord-of-cannons reblogged this from agnol and added:
    Brad Vickers. Oh dear god. No.
  24. agnol reblogged this from askgiro and added:
    I am vengeance. I am the night. I. Am. BATMAN.
  25. askgiro reblogged this from sicklysandy and added:
    Bunny Rabbit/Horrible Proxie
  26. hamartiaaa reblogged this from crowbegottenbatman and added:
    GODDAMNIT WHY DID I GO AS ARTHUR DENT
  27. feelingabitsmall reblogged this from mrseaki and added:
    … Steampunk Witch. awe yah.
  28. newjerseydevilsgotswag reblogged this from readmyhockeymind and added:
    I’m Martin Brodeur. HOLY SHIT.
  29. readmyhockeymind reblogged this from mesiouxsta and added:
    Jonathan Toews. Beat that.
  30. justasinger-inamindchoir reblogged this from thedoctorshufflepuff and added:
    SARAH JANE FROM DOCTOR WHO. HELL YES.
  31. meganmonsters reblogged this from avisualwonderland and added:
    motherfucking assassin. :)
  32. mesiouxsta reblogged this from avisualwonderland
  33. avisualwonderland reblogged this from cheeseybiscuits and added:
    I’m a wizard!! :D
  34. thelof9 reblogged this from vrisglare and added:
    I am a day of the dead skeleton girl in a tango dress….. what would my job be exactly?
  35. peaceful-seoul reblogged this from mellophlute and added:
    I’M THE TENTH MEMBER OF SNSD?!?! WAT
  36. vrisglare reblogged this from thattrollwiththehorns and added:
    So….I’m a cowgirl essentially. SEEMS LEGIT. Let me just get out my cowboy hat and start singing Legend of the Cowgirl.
  37. thattrollwiththehorns reblogged this from lokissecretvagina
  38. lokissecretvagina reblogged this from ryandoesstuff
  39. flaxxxen reblogged this from subtilior and added:
    But if I must be Magneto forever, can I still read all the juicy fic about me?
  40. nicemananas reblogged this from fuckinglesbian
  41. bethifer reblogged this from reactionaryrecluse and added:
    Red Ridinghood: Hunter. So what I was going to do with my life anyway.
  42. corneliuscack reblogged this from loesfashpond
  43. loesfashpond reblogged this from drdemented and added:
    Classy Puddi Puddi. It is me.